About me and Thomas my kitten

On May 17th I laid the kitchen table the best. Daddy and Mummy and me (Elliot) had never seen the kitchen table laid that nice. And on May 17th I made some cheesecake with Daddy and this is the bit about Thomas. Me, Daddy and Mummy don't know if this is true. I think Thomas got hit by a car on the leg and Daddy thinks Thomas fell off the fence and Mummy thinks the same as Daddy. This is reminding you what Daddy thinks. Daddy thinks Thomas fell off the fence.

(Dictated by Elliot to Daddy who typed it.)